Sleeping With Friends - A Mystery

So, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night or early in the morning with a post idea. Lately, I do this a lot, since I haven't really been sleeping...and I will shout it out to my personal assistant. Siri.

"Hey Siri, please make a note" (I'm nothing if not polite to my assistant)...and I proceed to share the general idea and she makes a note. Surely I will remember it in the morning. Always there for me, that Siri. I thank her, and go back to sleep.  

This morning I checked my notes and found this:

What in the name of sweet baby Jesus did I plan on writing about!??!

I literally have no recollection. I don't think sleeping with friends is the direction I wanna take 'Finding Nicole' in, but I do think half asleep Nicole may be a big ol' hussy.

It reminded me of the time I woke up with a full comedy skit in my head. I was sure to be the next Tina Fey with this one, people. SNL would be knocking down my door. I remember laughing out loud in bed. It was pure comedy gold. And I woke up to a note that said: "You can eat too many pickles."

I remain undiscovered.

And I need a better assistant.

One who asks follow up questions.

Now accepting applications.